In a move that could only be described as mad ting, four bruvvs in Teddington decided an ATM wasn't safe enough on the pavement. Cue the blue whip reversing onto the kerb, hammer smashin' action, and a cash machine torn from its roots like it was a weed.
CCTV caught it all: one guy, hammer in hand, frustrate as he bashed away before the car pulled off with the whole thing in tow. A local resident thought someone had crashed into it, but nah, this was a proper job. The feds are on the hunt, and an abandoned whip's been nicked. Anyone with info, call 101 or Crimestoppers at 0800 555 111.