Paul Kenny, 60, bruv, you really done it this time. Smashed windows, ransacked the place, but left empty-handed and a trail of blood. The Walking With Centre in Wallsend, supporting asylum seekers, was hit hard — £430 worth of damage, no loot.
Kenny's DNA gave him away, and with 127 offences on his sheet, he's now doin' 15 months after pleadin' guilty at Newcastle Magistrates' Court. The chief exec called it 'extremely disappointing', innit. No surprises there, fam.