Evo Morehu Ford Joseph, a 26-year-old from Perth, found himself in the slammer after allegedly hawking a digital pharmacy of drugs. The coppers nabbed him for allegedly peddling cocaine, MDMA, cannabis, and meth through encrypted apps.
Joseph's lawyer tried to argue that his client was just a small-time player, but the judge wasn't havin' it. 'This is a serious operation with significant quantities,' the magistrate shot back. Joseph’s bail application was denied flat out, and he’s now cooling his heels in the clink while awaiting trial. No wuckas on this one, mate — the digital drug game ain’t no joke.