Yo, fam — a pair of illegal alien brothers just got popped for packin' heat in the Eastern District of Texas. U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs laid it down: they’re doin’ federal time now.
The boys thought they could slip by the po-po, but the feds ain’t playin’ no games. No cap, these dudes are locked up tight and ain’t seein' daylight anytime soon.