In a twist straight outta the ends, Glasgow drug dealer Muhammed Ghani, 49, got caught red-handed countin' cash in his whip. The feds swooped on him in East Kilbride when they spotted him talkin' on his phone and countin' a big wad of dough. When they approached, he went proper mad, droppin' the cash and movin' bags to the footwell. π€
Ghani's attempt at quick thinkin' didn't work. The cops kicked down the door and found cocaine, ecstasy, cannabis, and Β£2,195 in mixed notes. One of his phones was goin' mental with messages, and the other was caked in white powder. He blurted out 'I'm f****d', innit.
Even after gettin' charged and released, Ghani didn't go quiet. Six weeks later, he was pulled over again for erratic drivin'. This time, they found more drugs and Β£410 in cash. A mouth swab confirmed he had cocaine in his system.
Ghani's total stash from both busts was worth a cool Β£6,660. The court deferred his sentence until next month for background reports and an electronic tagging assessment. He's still on bail, but the feds ain't messin' around this time, bruv.